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Subject: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:49 pm

So... Bri may or may not have found out about the fish incident. Be prepared for merciless mocking the next time you see her.

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:13 pm

I know it was. Bri and I were talking about pets and I mentioned that the only pet I ever had was a goldfish. She asked after the fate of the goldfish.

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ffs... she's going to have a field day with this, isn't she?

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:46 pm

I'm afraid so. How are you? How is everything in Spain?

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It's crazy. Lovin all the soccer tho

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:51 pm

Well, at least that's one thing you enjoy. How are things with Vanessa?

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They're going great. She's so damn amazing, Chuck.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:59 pm

That's good to hear. She's good for you, in my opinion.

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She's too good for me, man. Just thankful she gave me a chance. How's fatherhood treating you?

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 3:13 pm

Ilsa is probably smarter than all of us combined. It's hard to believe that she's almost 5. She asks about you and Vanessa all the time.

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That's because her godmother is a princess? Aren't little girls into that kind of thing?

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:05 pm

I suppose that most girls are. Ilsa likes the princess thing well enough but I think she likes being around you two. You do tend to spoil her rotten with those damn headbands.

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But she likes them!

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:17 pm

And you know how Bri and I feel about them. They remind us of a certain psycho bitch.

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But she likes them!!

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:32 pm

I don't see how that's relevant. Psycho bitch liked them too.

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Ilsa is cuter and smarter than Blair could have ever thought of being.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:38 pm

I prefer to refer to her as psycho bitch. It rolls off the tongue better.

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Still getting the baby a headband.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:01 pm

You killed my goldfish. The least you could do is spare my daughter from ugly headbands.

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A) It was an accident and really, you shouldn't have given that responsibility to me in the first place. B) She likes them.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:08 pm

How do you overfeed a goldfish?? I don't understand this.

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Dude, we were six. I don't know where my logic was then. It didn't come in until I was almost 20.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:25 pm

This is true. Well, I'll be sure to keep Elmer away from you, just in case. Ilsa is quite attached to him.

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