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Subject: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:23 pm

So, how would you feel about a night out? Lily is having a fund raiser and she wants us to make an appearance.

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A few questions. Do you want to go? And if you do, do we have to play nice?

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:15 pm

Have we ever played nicely at one of these functions? That's half the fun of going.

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Yes but it's Lily and we like Lily and do not want to hurt her feelings by making the wrong person cry, babe.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:19 pm

That's why we do it in the most sophisticated way so that no one knows that they're really being mocked.

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True. If you want to go, love, I'm with you all the way. I'll even see if I can get Ilsa into an outfit that doesn't have a headband.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:21 pm

Damn those headbands.

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She especially likes the ones with bows. Wonder why, Mr. Bowtie... What time is this shindig? And please tell me it's not another Bathe the Whales one. Please?

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:26 pm

I have no idea what it's for. I just told Lily that we would make an appearance. I sincerely hope that she doesn't have another present for Ilsa.

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When does she not? Personally, I'm waiting for the pony and that, Chuck, will be your issue to deal with.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:33 pm

It goes straight to the glue factor.

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We'll name it Elmer and wave as it goes away. You coming home soon? I have the strongest urge to kiss a man in a bowtie.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:40 pm

I should be home within the hour. What have you been doing all day? Anything interesting?

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Worked on shapes and colors with your little brainchild. I'm seriously thinking that See Spot Run and such might be behind her by September. It's... worrying.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:55 pm

I'm beginning to think that they switched our child out with someone else's child.

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She looks too much like you for that one to be remotely possible. Any other options? I'm thinking alien replicant.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:01 pm

Or the Antichrist. Have you ever seen The Omen? That kid was super smart too.

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Well, as long as no one hangs themself at her 5th birthday party, we should be fine. But until then, that theory is not completely out of the question.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:12 pm

Well, there was that one incident on her third birthday...

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I thought we said we were never discussing that again. Off limits, Bass.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:31 pm

I'm just saying that it's kind of a weird coincidence.

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....Okay so you may have a point.

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:43 pm

Thought so. I'm headed home now. Assuming that traffic cooperates, I should be home within 30 minutes. I'll see you when I get there.

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Can't you just tell them to move out of the way? I mean, you are Chuck Bass. Going to cuddle with daughter now. BYE

Subject: Re: ::text:: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:50 pm

Haha. Very funny. I'll see you two in a bit. I love you.

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